I am trying to come out from under the proverbial rock that has been lodged on top of me for the past one month and one day. If you aren't privy to what I'm referencing, don't freak out. Hubby and I are healthy. Kids are healthy. Dog is healthy. I will leave it at that. In the interest of trying not to bash, I will simply say that it has been a tough couple months. I have cried, I have screamed, I have prayed and I have tried to understand. I don't know that I will ever come to grips with some of the events that have taken place, but I know this.....until my last breath, I will attempt to learn something from every single event in this life. Listed below are some of the things I have learned (in no particular order) in my life........
1--When someone shows you who they are, believe them the first time.
2--Integrity is worth so much more than money.
3--There is a such thing as spending too much time with one's spouse.
4--We waste way too much in our daily lives.
5--Living on a budget is something we should have been doing all along.
6--Family always comes through. Always.
7--Jerks are jerks and nothing really changes that.
8--True friends are there for you when you can't be there for yourself.
9--Ignorant people shouldn't be in charge.
10-If one can't put together a sentence, one probably shouldn't be sending out communications.
11-The amount of stupidity in this world is dumbfounding.
12-I will never understand some people. Never.
13-What I thought was most important in my life really isn't.
14-I am probably smarter than I ever allowed myself to believe.
15-Going with your gut is the best way to go.
16-Spitting in the air isn't a good idea.
17-When someone hurts the ones I love, it hurts more than if it happened to me.
18-Letting go of anger isn't easy.
19-Letting go of anger is freeing.
20-Stupid is as stupid does.
21-Dress codes are in place for a reason.
22-Compromise is sometimes good. Too much compromise isn't good.
23-Get everything in writing.
24-Once someone doesn't follow through, don't give them the chance to let you down again.
25-We are the world.
26-Gas prices are through the roof.
27-Believe in yourself.
28-Always wash your face at night.
29-Love the ones you're with.
30-People are responsible for their own karma.
31-If you put your all into something, make sure it something you love.
32-Stand up for what you believe.
33-Rocking chairs and worry get you nowhere.
34-Never say never.
35-Good wine is a good thing.
36- It can be fun to beat a bully at his own game.
37-Patience may be a virtue, but it is a hard thing to learn.
38-Always keep 'em guessing.
39-If you can't say something nice about someone, maybe they have no nice qualities.
40-Breathing fresh air is good for the soul.
41-Bubble baths are underrated.
42-Sometimes there is no right answer.
43-It feels good to get things off your chest.
44-Money can't buy you love, but it CAN buy you good makeup.
45-Always wear clean underwear.
46-Cussing can help you get your point across.
47-Cheap toilet paper isn't worth it.
48-Cellulite creams don't work.
49-It's only hair. It will grow back.
50-Clean sheets make me smile.
51-My Uncle John is with me. Always. My lights just flickered to prove it.
52-Buying a new car is so not fun. Smelling the inside of that new car is thrilling.
53-Everything is not always black or white. Sometimes they are both.
54-Diagramming sentences is a lost art.
55-Don't judge a book by its cover.
56-Punctuation is essential.
57-Sleep matters.
58-All that glitters is not gold.
59-Time marches on.
60-The bigger they are, the harder they fall.
61-Tweezing hurts worse than waxing.
62-Did I already say,"GET EVERYTHING IN WRITING???"
63-We may not always get the pleasure of seeing karma bite those who deserve it, but it will happen.
64-Love makes the world go 'round.
65-Money doesn't buy class.
66-Take care of your employees.
67-Treat others the way you want to be treated.
68-Be big enough to admit when you are wrong.
69-It's never too late to say you're sorry.
70-Blood isn't always thicker than water.
71-Not much smells better than the top of a baby's head.
72-Coffee can make or break you.
73-Throwing out big words is not impressive when they aren't used correctly.
74-It doesn't pay to forget the place from which you came.
75-No means no.
76-The older I get, the more I really don't care what others think.
77-Never pass up an opportunity to tell someone you love them.
78-Dance. Just dance.
79-Sticks and stones may break my bones...but words? They hurt too.
80-Teaching your children acceptance will pay off in the future.
81-If you can't follow through, don't make the promise.
82-Respect is earned, not owed.
83-If you walk away, be prepared to never go back.
84-Forgive. Don't forget.
85-GET EVERYTHING IN WRITING.
86-Everybody poops.
87-People deserve a second chance.
88-Not all people deserve more than two chances.
89-Life is too short to eat bad chocolate.
90-There is no bad chocolate.
91-Being born with a silver spoon isn't always a blessing.
92-The wise man built his house upon the rock.
93-Blondes may not have more fun, but we definitely have more root touch-up with which to deal.
94-If your eye doctor tells you to try hard contact lenses, run away. Fast.
95-Listen to your grandparents. They know life.
96-Every person in this world was made by God. God don't make no junk.
97-It is wrong to sit quietly while others are treated unjustly.
98-A good razor is worth the splurge.
99-The early bird doesn't always get the worm.
100----------GET EVERYTHING IN WRITING.
I could probably go on and on with 100 more insightful lines, but I bet you have a few of your own to add. I love learning. Learning is life. Life is learning. I am grateful to have been given the gift of gab. Were it not for that, I'd lead a pretty boring life. My husband might have a different view on that, but I think that he secretly enjoys my random ramblings.
It's good to be back. It felt good to get this in writing.
19-Letting go of anger is freeing.
20-Stupid is as stupid does.
21-Dress codes are in place for a reason.
22-Compromise is sometimes good. Too much compromise isn't good.
23-Get everything in writing.
24-Once someone doesn't follow through, don't give them the chance to let you down again.
25-We are the world.
26-Gas prices are through the roof.
27-Believe in yourself.
28-Always wash your face at night.
29-Love the ones you're with.
30-People are responsible for their own karma.
31-If you put your all into something, make sure it something you love.
32-Stand up for what you believe.
33-Rocking chairs and worry get you nowhere.
34-Never say never.
35-Good wine is a good thing.
36- It can be fun to beat a bully at his own game.
37-Patience may be a virtue, but it is a hard thing to learn.
38-Always keep 'em guessing.
39-If you can't say something nice about someone, maybe they have no nice qualities.
40-Breathing fresh air is good for the soul.
41-Bubble baths are underrated.
42-Sometimes there is no right answer.
43-It feels good to get things off your chest.
44-Money can't buy you love, but it CAN buy you good makeup.
45-Always wear clean underwear.
46-Cussing can help you get your point across.
47-Cheap toilet paper isn't worth it.
48-Cellulite creams don't work.
49-It's only hair. It will grow back.
50-Clean sheets make me smile.
51-My Uncle John is with me. Always. My lights just flickered to prove it.
52-Buying a new car is so not fun. Smelling the inside of that new car is thrilling.
53-Everything is not always black or white. Sometimes they are both.
54-Diagramming sentences is a lost art.
55-Don't judge a book by its cover.
56-Punctuation is essential.
57-Sleep matters.
58-All that glitters is not gold.
59-Time marches on.
60-The bigger they are, the harder they fall.
61-Tweezing hurts worse than waxing.
62-Did I already say,"GET EVERYTHING IN WRITING???"
63-We may not always get the pleasure of seeing karma bite those who deserve it, but it will happen.
64-Love makes the world go 'round.
65-Money doesn't buy class.
66-Take care of your employees.
67-Treat others the way you want to be treated.
68-Be big enough to admit when you are wrong.
69-It's never too late to say you're sorry.
70-Blood isn't always thicker than water.
71-Not much smells better than the top of a baby's head.
72-Coffee can make or break you.
73-Throwing out big words is not impressive when they aren't used correctly.
74-It doesn't pay to forget the place from which you came.
75-No means no.
76-The older I get, the more I really don't care what others think.
77-Never pass up an opportunity to tell someone you love them.
78-Dance. Just dance.
79-Sticks and stones may break my bones...but words? They hurt too.
80-Teaching your children acceptance will pay off in the future.
81-If you can't follow through, don't make the promise.
82-Respect is earned, not owed.
83-If you walk away, be prepared to never go back.
84-Forgive. Don't forget.
85-GET EVERYTHING IN WRITING.
86-Everybody poops.
87-People deserve a second chance.
88-Not all people deserve more than two chances.
89-Life is too short to eat bad chocolate.
90-There is no bad chocolate.
91-Being born with a silver spoon isn't always a blessing.
92-The wise man built his house upon the rock.
93-Blondes may not have more fun, but we definitely have more root touch-up with which to deal.
94-If your eye doctor tells you to try hard contact lenses, run away. Fast.
95-Listen to your grandparents. They know life.
96-Every person in this world was made by God. God don't make no junk.
97-It is wrong to sit quietly while others are treated unjustly.
98-A good razor is worth the splurge.
99-The early bird doesn't always get the worm.
100----------GET EVERYTHING IN WRITING.
I could probably go on and on with 100 more insightful lines, but I bet you have a few of your own to add. I love learning. Learning is life. Life is learning. I am grateful to have been given the gift of gab. Were it not for that, I'd lead a pretty boring life. My husband might have a different view on that, but I think that he secretly enjoys my random ramblings.
It's good to be back. It felt good to get this in writing.





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